32 minutes ago | 12,900 notesshoutout to my followers who hate 99% of the stuff i love and still follows me
- friend: there's a life outside the internet
- me: link me
- *ring ring*
- Suho: AYOOO WASSUP KRIS?
- Kris: Dude, we need to talk
- Suho: ..........
- Kris: The derpiness is getting out of hand; seriously you have Kai doing the boob grabbing thing, Chanyeol looking like he's on crack all the time, Baekhyun fanboying everywhere he goes, Sehun seducing all the noonas in his path and D.O. having the attention span of a goldfish. What are you going to do about it?
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- Suho: Join them.
- Me: the twinkle twinkle..
- Friend: Little star! how i w...
- Me: SOMGYEODO TWINKLE EOJJEONAAAAAAAAAAA
- Friend: the fuck
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